Good morning/afternoon/evening, Chaps!
As we’re in the midst of our beautiful British Summer (90% cloud, 10% sun), a lot of you might be preparing to jet off far and wide to catch some well-needed rays, drink one too many vodka & cokes, accidentally vomit all over your best mate and wake up next to… well, you’re not entirely sure.
The 16 Jägerbombs you had for breakfast will make you think you’re Magaluf’s equivalent to Casanova. This combined with being in a foreign location will inevitably lead to some sexual encounters whilst you’re away (if you’re lucky enough). Even though you’re no longer at home, your sexual health is just as important and the risk of catching unwanted STDs is still heavily present.
You might think catching the clap from an incredibly (un)romantic night with Stacey in Maga is a badge of honour or will add to your lad points, but the reality is, sexual health can have serious implications and long-term effects for your health if left untreated. There’s been reports of a large number of British tourists engaging in unprotected sex at popular holiday destinations such as Magaluf, leading to an increase in unwanted STDs. Don’t let alcohol cloud your inhibition and make sure to pack plenty of condoms in your suitcase. Or as my old Sex Ed teacher used to say, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
If you come back from your travels and have any doubts, worries or if you notice anything unusual after an unprotected encounter, head over to the Walk-In Clinic. They can provide you with fast, efficient and reliable STD checks. And even better, they offer total anonymity so you can remain under the radar.
Remember, what happens on holiday stays on holiday. Unless it’s an STD. Then that’s coming straight back home with you.
Catch you next time, chaps!