October marks the month of Halloween, which advocates for all things scary and gruesome. You’re constantly having all sorts of naughty treats shoved in your face: Sex, alcohol and let’s not forget the beautiful women.
Halloween, is the primetime to get your slut pass aka (it’s okay to have sex because everybody’s doing it.) This Halloween will be different however, because our favourite candy won’t be the only thing get wrapped this Halloween, and in lights of the festive activities that await us. I thought I’d treat my chaps to some sweet wisdom for this Halloween.
1. Always, always, always make sure you have your guy shielded. Remember to never forget to carry condoms, and if you’re really in trying to get into the spirit of things. You could name him rubber man for this Halloween.
2. Make sure that she’s able to provide consent. If she can’t say her own name and doesn’t remember what glass she’s on, then sex is probably not a good idea. STD’s aren’t the only thing that could lead us into tricky situations.
3. Remember the less you drink, the more you think! Thinking is something that we guys get told we don’t do a lot of. Here’s the perfect chance to prove them wrong!
4. Always assume the worst and you’ll never be caught off guard.
5. Lastly if push comes to shove, and you completely put your sex drive before your common sense them remember to get checked out as soon as possible.
Taking the walk of shame is pretty embarrassing, but having an STD is worse! Don’t let embarrassment prevent you from seeking the medical help you deserve. Sexual health clinics aren’t supposed to give you a fright, but rather help make sure that sex doesn’t land you with any life threatening problems.