Can you smell the mince pies? Drank 3 gallons of baileys already? Heard “All I Want for Christmas” approximately 47 times a day for the past 2 months?
That’s right – it’s everyone’s favourite time of the year – Christmas! Or as we like to call it in the chappie household, “drink too much eat too much sleep too much” day.
With Christmas parties cropping up left right and centre, if you’re single there’s a good chance that you and Jane from HR might hook up at the annual office Christmas party, and let’s be honest nobody wants a burning sensation when they pee for Christmas. The greatest gift chappie can give you is advice. Always make sure your Johnson is gift-wrapped for any lucky person who might be venturing around the area during the festive period.
Young people under 25 and gay men are the most at risk of contracting STD’s, so if you fall into any of those categories, or even not, make sure you are fully covered. Unfortunately, unlike that hideous jumper, you can’t return an STD.
So, chappie is here to warn ye all. Always use protection. Drink at least 3 pints of water before AND after a heavy session on the town. And finally, have a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, chaps!
Make sure to drop into the Walk-In Clinic over the festive season if you think you may have received an unwanted gift (STD) this year.